He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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