I think I am morally bankrupt
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
this will be a night to untag.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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