I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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