the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
