If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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