She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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