We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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