We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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