I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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