would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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