I hope mine doesn't look like that
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
