I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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