I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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