told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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