Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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