Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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