so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
In other news, I just burned my penis
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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