just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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