So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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