CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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