We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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