When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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