we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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