Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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