doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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