i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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