It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
false alarm. still invincible.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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