We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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