We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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