I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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