i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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