either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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