Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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