You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
porn star boner night. come get it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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