i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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