1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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