yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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