cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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