Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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