I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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