all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Then you guys just all showered together...?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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