Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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