Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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