Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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