I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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