Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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