Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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