Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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