my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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