Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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