Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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