Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
