how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
